When I was a freshman in High School, my older sister showed me a game her college friend had emailed her called "Elf Bowling." It was a crudely animated bowling game filled with crude lil' elves that taunted us with popular statements of the day like "Yippie Ki Yay!" and "My name is Elfigo Montoya. You killed my brothers. Prepare to die."
I remember the whole family gathering 'round the PC and laughing hysterically... Ah, Christmas in the electronic age...
Well, I must have been hiding under a rock cuz there are seven, count 'em SEVEN versions of Elf Bowling these days and the latest release, "Elf Bowling 7 1/7 The Last Insult" should not be missed!
The slick 3-D graphics make the game so much fun, especially the "Matrix" effects that happen when you get a strike or the photo capture action the occurs on a particularly nasty spare. There are plenty of new dirty tricks from those uppity elves and even more special bonuses and cool trophies to earn. Plus, the four different game modes (multiplayer, story mode, regular game and vs. computer) mean that you too can create a Holiday tradition with your family that includes gathering 'round the PC for some elf-destroying mayhem!
... and have I mentioned that the elf taunting factor is of a particularly superior quality? I nearly peed myself during the second round when the elf leader squeaked, "Don't taze me dude!"
Ripped from the headlines and placed in Santa's toy shop... Priceless!
Download and play today! Oh, and check out the guide I wrote. The explanation of the bonuses and dirty tricks should help you in all four modes.
